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16/06/2004 Entry: "Teef"

I've just come back from the dentist's, having had two fillings (obviously I don't have the Colgate Ring of Confidence!) in my top jaw, one on either side. So the whole of my top jaw (and bottom of my nose) is entirely numb. I assume I look utterly ridiculous. The reason I am telling you this is to come to my observation - that pink liquid that looks exactly the same strength as the blackcurrant juice that Candy has (and has about as much taste)? I'm certain that it is only there to give the dentist a bit of a laugh from the tedium of the day. When he says 'rinse please' and you try to take a drink and spill half of it because you can't close your mouth? Exactly.

Well, at least I could go out now and get into a fight and not feel it if someone smacked me in the mouth. You see? In every cloud...